Oh Teh filling station, my drunken home. Now is Willie McBrides. My ffiends and I
looooooooooooooove irish carbombs. One night after a round of carbombs, my friends marveled at
how quickly I put it down despite my never drinkin guinness other wise. I told him that It
doesn't matter what it is or how much of it there is, alchohol is my goddes and I can drink her
faster than any man alive. Sooooooooooooooo, guinness olympics was born. He proceeds to order up
two 23 ounce schooners of the black and yells go. We pound these things. I took like 7 seconds
tops. He took about 20. Looking for a victory, he orders two more. This happens about 5 times.
back to back to back. So at this point theres at least 120 onces of guinness floating around in
our bellies. And though I won every round on speed. I lost on retention and ended vomiting
guiness for about 20 minutes in the mens bathroom.

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