The filling station. Now willie mcbrides. I'm a masochist, I like pain. And I like being drunk
because I can take massive amount of pain. So one night my girlfriend and I were broken up and
she was hating me soooooomuch. giving me dirty looks and the whole 9. So I went over to her to
see how she was doing. She says "I fucking hate you" under her breath and starts pinching the
back of my arm, which is the one thing I hate. So i say "If you wanna hurt me that bad, slap me"
But she didn't want to make a scene in the bar so I invited her outside and presented her with
my face. She slapped me a good one and I said "u wanna do that again, I really didn't feel
that". So she slaps me again and I continue to make fun of her ability to cause me any kind of
damage. So she starts rapid fire slapping me over and over with me screaming at her "harder,
harder". At some point her hand cleched into a fist and she socks me a good one, busting my
lower lip and sending blood gushing from my mouth.I go back into the bar and get another beer.
The End.

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