Ok so my friend George and Katie started renting out this hot apartment in long beach ... across the street from the beach, that’s right if you walk your ass across the street ... beach! So these guys come through for me all the time so when they said party I was there. now I don’t have a car, and I don’t know how much you people think rock star pays these days but its little to nothing so I’m ass broke with no way to get to this hot ass apartment where free beer awaits.

In steps Uncle Dan ... BAM!

“Long Beach that’s where I friggen grew up " -uncle Dan-

“Wow would you like to come to this party with me Uncle Dan !?!" - Johnny-

" ... and party with possibly the very hot daughters of the guys if used beat old people to death with in my youth ... that sounds great !" -Uncle Dan-

"Hazaa, you rule Uncle Dan" -Johnny

" ... Oh wait if have to kick some ass else where, later tonight but I’ll give you a ride " -Uncle Dan-

So Uncle Dan drove me over there and the drinking began. A six pack later my friend Drew from ADC arrived (rock ooooooon!!!) some how Drew got on the subject of a sex act he invented called the MumRa in which after you going in from the rear you leave your man pudding in your intended victims crack and then squeeze her ass cheeks together, creating a damn close facsimile to the Thunder Cats villain MumRa. Of course the circle of guys all got it, and chuckled a manly laugh but in walks Katie at the wrong part of the conversation.

Thinking we were talking about 80's cartoons the conversation quickly turned ugly as it was mentioned that the Little Mermaid is fucking hot. After horrifying the whole party me a Drew made a quick escape to a bar where more beer was consumed ... hurrah for beer.

HARDCORE NOTE...Uncle Dan was never tried or convicted of beating old people to death ... so watch your step old folks.