I had a Halloween party with my sister Michelle. Good lord did people get drunk. I mean it all started innocently enough, but the next thing I knew my mom was bugging out that 60 people were in our backyard. I figured she needed something to loosen her up a bit, so Hardcore Johnny set her up with a shot of Black House which she did with Johnny, Me, Chris. Well you just can't have one shot of Black House and we all didn't want my mom to drink alone being we added one more to the shot count just for my mom.

After her second shot of Black House my mom pulled out Johnny Walker, Black Label. That ladies and gentleman was the beginning of the end...and when I stopped drinking (thank god!) I think this is how it went but my memory is a bit fuzzy....I'll have to wait for the pictures to come back to know for sure. I know that Mom told the boys that it was time to drink some real stuff...that's when her friend Johnny Walker Black arrived at the party scene. She did a shot with, Johnny, Drew, and Chris and then decided to wait 30 min for the next shot. She wanted to pace herself.

In the mean time Hardcore Johnny chatted it up with my mom telling her the following:

1- He comes from a SHORT line of thugs and alcoholics,

2- Dolores is great,

3-He imports his video entertainment from other countries (I think when we woke up the next morning he was a tad embarrassed, if not I am embarrassed for him).

Then the next thing we knew Drew made Johnny laugh really hard falling over and throwing his back out. Yes, that is right folks....he threw his back out. We dumped Johnny on the couch and continued to party. Only after a half hour did we come back for his sorry ass. However, upon further examination of Johnny we came the conclusion that he was done and needed to be put to bed. So we walked him upstairs and dumped him in bed.

Passed out Johnny missed the following:
1- Mom and the boys left standing did 2 more shots of Johnny Walker Black.

2- People started playing strip beer pong.

3- A butt load of pizza bagels (which some later ended up on my car).

4- Stellar party conversation.

5- Shotty Fairies.

6- And last but not least......Chris throwing up and asking for death.
Thank god for cameras....pictures to follow!!!!

HARDCORE NOTE...