A House Party

Baldwin, NY

By Metslip (Uncle Dan’s offspring)

yo know i bought like 130$ worth the beer the other day and they didnt even bother to card me,it was a ghetto gas station but still i felt all cool (metslip is 16). i went on a massive beer run for a party . we had like a checklist for people and shit .i was drunk when i went in there too im suprised they gave it to me charlie (HARDCORES brother) didnt tell you how i came over your house and i was drunk?it was hilarious . i was supposedly running around in my boxers with a rubber glove on my head
that was the highlight of the night really except the next day when i was so hung over i didnt stand up for like 15 hours straight . and my dad was video taping me making fun of me .i drank like 16 beers that night and i drank like 10 in the first hour in a half . i was pretty tanked.

HARDCORE NOTE...even though Uncle Dan rocks. He is a responsible adult who does not condone underage drinking. He made a tape to show the lad that drinking equals smelly mess. Equals no one likes you. With that said this web site fully endorsees the wrongfully banned act of under aged drinking ... rock on kids!