Ok around 2am on a Monday I am in bed reading a book...till I get a phone call from this girl ginger I know..she was

currently in Islip with a friend and her friends b/f and wanted to know if I wanted to come out and chill. So me being the

horn dog I am headed out there stealing my brothers eclipse and it took me like 30 minutes to get there. When I got

there we chilled all together drinking and stuff...I was really pounding beers and a bottle of smirnov raseberry

vodka...playing drunken darts...and drinking the vodka in small child like tea cups(ya know like...when kids play tea they

have the small chairs and shit, picture that with alcohol). So yea i'm drinking....and drinking...and later it comes time for

bed and I ask gingern's friends b/f where i'm sleeping he says "oh in the other room with gingern" so I was like.."oh

ok"...I'm laying on this king size bed...with gingern...but she starts talking and getting closer and closer till she is right in

my face...so I thought..."ah what the hell" and proceeded to make out with her next thing you know...clothes start fly

off....and while this is going on...deep down I know I dont have a condom...and pretty pissed that I wont be able to

fuck her however...I wanted her to get off so... I turned into a pussy eating fiend like you wouldnt believe....my ass

acted like I was being timed and shit. As fucked up as I was I turned into some porn sum bitch...had the girl proped up

on her neck at a 90 degree angle while munching away...man I swear..girl was twitching like I shocked her with

lighting...legs tightened around my head almost popped the shit off.All and all...she got hers...I was just happy to get the

phone call at 2am LOL So yea...after that...smacked that ass and went to bed. Literally

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