Yes yes it was a pirate themed party. I don't know where exactly but the idea was every one dressed up like pirates ... why ... who knows rich white people do strange shit when they're bored, what the hell I'm both creative and resourceful I can pull of pirate no problem ... welll unfortunately me and my lovely women DCS got into an argument, which usually happens when we're about to hang out with her friend Christine ... why I'm not sure exactly I think its just bad coincidence and worse luck, but for some reason I'm always in an awful mood when we hang out with her and I usually end up feeling like a jerk cause I'm off some where's being pissed off . So now I'm all pissy and I'm just not getting dressed and I don't give a fuck . I was absolutely getting ready to have a shitty night . well we get the Christine's place just before heading out to the party, and her my girl and some other chick are pirating up and I had a good long time too cool down.

We go to the party and low and behold every one is dressed up like a pirate ... some of the costumes were pretty friggen cool ... well besides Christine there's this other dude named Doug, who's a really cool cat, just the type a guy who delivers on a good time in a clutch situation, unfortunately every time he catches me I'm in one of my pissed off moods and I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm some abusive dickweed and I don't blame him I'd think the same thing in his position ( I'm a fuckin meat head )... ... I don't think I've quite explained how uneasy and uncomfortable I feel around this group of otherwise really cool people but what ever the story must continue

After like 10 minutes 3 /4's of the party dressed in full pirate regalia leave for like 20 minutes to go to a bar where another cool cat named Atif is playing a show ... well I stayed with like 5 other people and we went to work on the alcohol... hmm alcohol. Well its ironic how things work out but when I don't any one and I'm drunk I just slip back in that old Hardcore Johnny routine where I just don't give a fuck and I can say or do anything, so I started making nice with every one and actually started to have a really good time. Test tube shots were a plenty and the alcoholic Jello flowed .... like alcoholic Jello and stuff didn't suck after all. So Doug and Christine and the rest of the party find there way back and also the girl who's house it was who made a quick note of how me and like 2 other people totally decimated all the liquor (sorry girl who's house it was).

And Doug that very cool cat comes up with this game called bite the bag ( white people do strange shit when there bored ) where a bunch of people stand around in a circle lifting a bag off the ground with there teeth with out falling or touching there hands too the floor and each round an inch or so gets cut off the top of the bag ... I was totally in on this (I'm mostly white ) Hardcore is more flexible then he looks ... ask DCS she'll tell you the score, any how I made it pretty far. Memorable moments included asses haging out of supershort skirts, severely drunk folk falling on their faces and a dude who was so flexible he won picking up what was basically a sliver of paper for the win beating out some dancer chick ... crazy ...

I passed out on a couch some where to the discovery channel , I'm sure every one thinks I'm I jerk for some reason or another but what the hell you cant please every one, I had a good time ... Fuck you

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