Check this out ... all summer the legend of Hurricane O'mally's loomed in the back round of my most empty sorrows and fanciful day dreams , a poetic respite to clear away the wows of our most dire times ... and they got a mother fuckin mechanical bull !!!!... so I got this women DCS who comes through in the clutch situations every time ... no for real she drives stick .... any how she live in tree town and she's like I go to this place and they got friggen mechanical bull... the hell you say I exclaimed . well that wasn't the best part she "won" a free hour of drinking for her and 10 friends...

I insisted we get the early we met a weirdo couple at the door who were nice enough ... so we finally make it to the bar ... now Hardcore is getting old in his old age, but I was determined to treat my body with as little regard as possible . with that in mind I made my self a promise that if I puked before the free hour was up I'd continue drinking . first thing I thought of was shot ... not free ... well fine rum and coke ... free hahah that's my drink . I got 4 down in the first 20 minutes .. at this point dcs and her friends started falling behind ... 2 more went a little slower ... now I think around this time I actually did puke ... but stuff at this point is mostly lost to the joys of drinking

the next 3 rum and cokes went a little slower , but I managed to get down a total of 9 in one hour for free!!! bitches!!!! IM having a hard time standing now ... what better time to ride the bull ... after watching the line moving for the bull I quickly realized that girls in short skirt rode that sucker for a while .... while the drunk dude tended to last about 3 seconds be fore being violently tossed to the floor . the bull was fun my girl rode that shit ( hmmm ...) there was some bar dancing and a good time was had by all

HARDCORE NOTE... even with total disregard for my person some one else in our group got even sicker ... she's like 90lbs and hyper glycemic she only had like 2 or 3 drinks . IM told she destroyed her bed in a vomit hail storm much like the Johnny depp scene in nightmare on elm street ... Lauren I salute you .