Lilly Flannigan's

Wantagh, NY

By Hardcore himself (that’s me)

Ah this is one of the big bars in the area, DJ, dance floor two big bars to get your liquor from and even some games. This place is very loud and packed full of humanity so if you want to sit down and relax (like I often like too) this place is not for you, but even with my personal misgiving this place is hot. If there’s any drunk girls to be had this is where you'll find them, but expect to dance or be eaten alive by the masses. Last time I went I think I found a stool ordered a killians and tried to tune the music out.(boring I know , I’m starting to feel the creaks in my bones and everything) so I’ll go back to a story from last summer .the week before I had consumed 10 shots in a three hour period and this night out I was most determined to do 15 ... this is also the night that created my catch phrase " you want to go!" because every time some one went to get a drink I said I’m doing a shot and then screamed ...you guessed it " you want to go!" during the course of the night I took liking to a hottie Italian chick with giant hoop earrings but my lust for shots scared her away around 10 shots I offered in fact to buy a second chick a drink. She in turn asked me if I had a 401k plan. Of course rock star being what it is these days, and my current state of inebriation I answered no I didn’t, and she walked away ... yet another milestone in the life of Hardcore. At shot 12 of black house a sugary 80 proof concoction I ran out of money. With much surprise my new motto you want to go actually worked and a co worker of a friend I had just met that night offered to buy me a shot. Alas he ordered tequila sending a rumble in my tummy in motion that would slow me down the rest of the night. most uncharacteristically I danced that night... 13 shots will do that too you, and even though my dancing skills are closer to performance art then any kind of rhythmic motion no one seemed to care and a good time was had by all.

HARDCORE NOTE...Don’t mix Black House and Tequila ... trust me.