Lilly's. This place is crazy. So I go there at like 9 with a friend of mine from work on like
a friday night. There was a DJ but it wasn't as packed out or lively as a saturday. This is
where I first discovered my love for Irish carbombs. Now I drank alot in these days, I mean like
literally gallons of alchoholic liquids in a night. I was just crazy like that. But anyway, Im
playin wingman (again) so my buddy can meet up with some firehouse chick and her two friends. SO
they show up, the fire chicks kinda cute and the other two were just.............fat. One was
absolutely ginormous and the other one was kinda less fat but she had these coke bottle glasses
on and like a stereotypical jew face. so we get trashed and I'm trying to hold my composure, but
these girls keep making seuxual comments and strokin my leg and shit. In my head I'm like "leave
me alone I'm drunk, I don't know what I'm doing"

I look around for my friend in one of my clear
moments and fire girls tells me he left like a half an hour ago because he vomited. PUSSY.
Anyway so now I'm stuck alone with these three bitches with no ride home. The rest of this story
is only rememberd in flashes. There was me in the back of firegirls car with coke bottles
titties in my mouth apparently. There was super fat girl dropping the front seat back so she
could get a better reach at my cock. There was me and coke bottle lying on the bathroom floor at
firegirls house puking our brains out. Then I wake up in the morning in my underwear next to
firegirl in her bed. Worst part is, I couldn't just skate out I had to wake these bitches up to
drive me to pick up my car. DAMMIT!!! I still see these girls at my job from time to time I just
kinda run by them and hope they don't remember me. But they always do. How many 6'3'' black men
have been drugged and kidnapped at lilly flanagans and raped in the back of some shitty honda
civic????????

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