Have you ever wanted to go somewhere where everybody knows your name? Where no ones ever glad you came? Do you wanna be where you can see that everyone's playing games, where all our troubles are really lame? Do you wanna go? where everybody knows your name?

Well come on down to Oasis. The bitch capital of New York. When you walk in here, you better be ready to experience alot of drama. Are you new to the scene? Don't worry you'll get caught up soon. And it's never just cool bar fights, no it's a bunch of college/highschool dropouts and 40 year olds who just like to hang out with 18 year olds and cry and whine just like the high school kids. It's a sad state of affairs when the underage drinkers are more mature than those of legal age. However it is still quite enjoyable to watch the drama unfold, it's like living out an episode of your favorite TV drama.

Now as for the actual layout. Much like almost any bar i've been to, it's about the size of a nutsack. But it's one of the more ample nut sacks. And hey every thursday is Kareoke so you can watch all those idiots get up and dance and sing.. then go back to bitching and being miserable.

This is also a very loud bar. So if u wanna goto one of those old man bars and just relax with some friends, you're in the wrong spot. This place is a yeller.

Long story short. This place rocks... if you love a bunch of crying bitches. If you're a real man, go elsewhere.

HARDCORE NOTE...Unfortunately Baldwin is my home town and even more unfortunately the oasis is the best we have to offer, damn near makes me want to cry. That’s why any one who can get into a real bar goes to far away other towns.