Hardcore Johnny's Music Rules

1. I'm better then you! You may better technical musician, you may have more style, you may have a better stage presence, and you may even have more fans who tell you so, but when it really comes down to it ... I'm better then you.

2. If you need a lot of effects to make you sound good ... you probably don't sound good.

3. (Drew) If you have a girlfriend you can't start a sentence with my girlfriend thinks... pussy! If your a girl in the band your boyfriend isn't as cool as you and there for sucks. So when starting a sentence with my boyfriend thinks... remember the rest of the band thinks he sucks and will almost assuredly disregard anything you say after that

4. Yes girls should be allowed in the band, a lot of guys think girls break up bands ... well if your band was shaky enough to break up over a girl it probably would have happened eventually any way over something like "who drank my last beer" or, "who ate my 12 slices of bologna, that was my dinner for the next month"