Hi this is Hardcore Johnny and I'd like to tell you about a theory which will soon become as widely excepted as the Theory of Evolution, the Theory of Relativity, and Atomic Theory. Over wild debates involving heavy drinking and cold stone ice cream Shellieface and Ash discovered what is simply put as the Jaw Line Theory
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The Jaw Line Theory stated : the line of a persons jaw line is directly proportionate to how cut the persons abs are ( X jaw line = X stomach ) where X is equal to relative fatness
| EX.A) Two males we randomly tranquilized for this experiment the first one named Jon had a measurable amount of hardcore. As you can clearly see Jon has a sharp defined jaw line. |  |
| EX.B) The second male ... who happened to be me, and yes I was out for hours ... damn I look awful ... named John was leaking hardcore like urine from a senior citizen, but was perfectly in the limits defined by this test has a much rounder jaw line. |  |
As you can clearly see in the photo below Jon's waist is thinner the John's .... if you follow me ...
I find this discovery shocking ... but I have my own reasons ...